Disappointed
Written by Mark Van Steenwyk : August 30, 2004
PLEASE READ THE POST BELOW THIS ONE FIRST, OR YOU WILL BE CONFUSED.
I’ve finished my can of Whoop Ass. I am, at best, ambivalent towards humanity. I believe Jones Soda Co. is guilty of false advertising. At least I got 310% of my daily Riboflavin.
:::WARNING: AWKWARD TIE-IN TO CHRISTIANITY AHEAD:::
You know, the church is alot like a can of Whoop Ass. It claims alot, but mostly fails to deliver. People stick around, because they think it is good for them, just as I, though disappointed in my can of Whoop Ass, take comfort in the fact that my Riboflavin needs are met for a few days.
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Amen, Brother.
*weeping*
Mine eyes have read the words of a true wise man.
Well, I’ve been going to church for years, and I’ve never gotten that much Riboflavin.