Quantum Physicists collapse infinite superposition of all infinity into old bearded guy量子物理学家崩溃无限叠加的所有至无限远到老胡子的家伙

At CERN this week, in preparation for the final construction stages for the LHC (Large Hadron Collider), a smaller-scale test run has just completed.在CERN的这个星期，在准备的最后施工阶段，为lhc （大强子对撞机） ，规模较小的试运行刚刚完成。 The test, meant as the first of a series of tests ramping up to the full scale launch of the LHC, works with quantum particles in a growing attempt to unify some of the more complex and seemingly contradictory models of physics, primarily that of general relativity as proposed by Albert Einstein.测试，这意味着作为第一了一系列的测试，加紧向全面推出的lhc ，工程与量子粒子在越来越多的企图统一一些比较复杂的和看似矛盾的物理模型，主要广义相对论所提出的爱因斯坦。 Modern scientists such as the famous Stephen Hawking have spent years trying to develop a ‘grand theory of everything’ that can handle the complexities of the competing models.现代科学家，如著名的斯蒂芬霍金用了数年时间试图制定一个'宏伟的理论，一切' ，能够处理复杂的竞争模式。

The first sign the test was going wrong was when the equipment monitoring the experiment broke.第一个迹象测试去错误的是，当设备监测实验爆发。 The self destruction of the monitoring devices first manifested as computer errors, followed by system shutdowns and small explosions.该自我毁灭的监控装置首先表现为电脑错误，其次是系统停机和小型爆炸。 Dr. Hans Skretting, a leader in quantum physics, attempted to move to a backup observation system and in the process, accidentally observed the experiment directly.汉斯博士斯克雷廷，一个领导人在量子物理学，企图移动到备份观测系统，并在这个过程中，意外地观察到实验直接。

“It was like looking at infinity shrink, infinitely fast. “这是喜欢观看，无限萎缩，无限快的。 The first thought that came to my mind was that ‘This must be what God is’.第一以为来到我的心目中是， '这必须是什么，神是' 。 As soon as that thought entered my mind the collapse accelerated until the only thing left was a body, laying on the control room floor with wisps of smoke rising about him.”尽快进行思考，进入我心目中的崩溃，加速了，直到唯一剩下的是一个机构，奠定了关于控制室内的地板上wisps烟雾上升，约他“ 。

According to witnesses, the body raised itself and stood; the man was wearing brilliant white robes and sandals, and while bald, had a beard of the whitest hair that reached almost to his waist.据目击者称，该机构提出的本身，站在;该名男子被发现时身穿明亮的白色长袍和凉鞋，虽然秃头，有一个大胡子的whitest的头发几乎达到他的腰间。 His first words where “What happened?”他的第一句话是“什么事？ ”

Word is that the mysterious stranger has since been detained for tests, while an EU science committee has launched an investigation into the experiment’s methodology.字是神秘的陌生人以来被拘留的测试，而欧盟科学委员会已展开调查，实验的方法。 CERN is maintaining an almost stoic silence, but protesters around the world are compensating with their vocal outrage. CERN的是维持一个几乎stoic沉默，但示威者在世界各地的补偿与他们的声乐愤慨。

“If it’s not God or Jesus, it’s probably an angel, or an alien or something” an unnamed protester shouted during a newscast “and to think that we can detain and experiment on him is the height of arrogance” “如果不是上帝或耶稣，这可能是一个天使，或外国人或一些”未命名的示威者高呼期间新闻报道“ ，并认为我们可以扣留和实验研究，他是高度的嚣张气焰” 。

Scientific response has been somewhat muted as researchers mull over the new issues, but a few have released statements, including the the controversial words from the physics group at MIT:科学的回应一直有点静音作为研究思考的新问题，但有几个已经发布了报表，包括引起争议的话，从物理组在麻省理工学院：

“If what Dr. Skretting saw was indeed a superposition of all existence, a sort of omni-God, then the direct observation of God likely caused the superposition to collapse completely into, what we can only assume is, Dr. Skretting’s own mental understanding of who God is.” “如果有什么博士斯克雷廷看到的确是一个叠加，所有的存在，是一种全方位的上帝，那么，直接观察上帝可能造成的叠加崩溃，完全融入，我们只能假定是，博士斯克雷廷自己的精神的认识，谁是上帝“ 。

Professor of theology at Oxford and former student of astronomy Dr. James Helmsin speculates:神学教授在牛津大学和前学生的天文学博士詹姆斯helmsin推测：

“Did we just kill God? “当时我们刚刚杀死上帝吗？ Or create him?”或建立他“ ？

An official response from CERN is expecting this following Tuesday.正式回应由CERN的预期，这是继周二。

Author Bio: : Jordan Peacock lives and works in Minnesota with his beautiful wife and daughter. 作者生物： ：约旦孔雀的生命和工程在明尼苏达州，与他美丽的妻子和女儿。 When not playing with technology or music, he’s writing comic books and wrapping up a university education.当不公平与技术或音乐，他创作的漫画书和包装了大学教育。

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