Santa Eyes?

Written by Mark Van Steenwyk : March 6, 2007

According to Mark Scandrette, I have “Santa Claus Eyes.” I wouldn’t normally describe my eyes that way. 

However, someone took this picture of me that seems to indicate a resemblance of sorts to Ol’ St. Nick. 



Ho, ho, ho!

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2 Responses to “Santa Eyes?”

  1. fargo john on March 6th, 2007 7:21 pm

    in high school people would tell me that i ran like fred flinstone. i have short legs, so the short choppy steps made them think of him. we will talk about the living in a van idea soon. i think i have a great strategy.


  2. Jeff on March 8th, 2007 12:41 pm

    Cool. Glad you got together with Scandrette, my favorite Christian sex guru.

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