Drinking a can of Whoop Ass

Written by Mark Van Steenwyk : August 30, 2004

I’m sitting at my favorite coffee shop (2nd Moon on Franklin Avenue in Minneapolis). Amy and I are both working on our laptops working on stuff (ESL prep for her, a sermon for me). I finished my coffee, and wanted something refreshing, so I went to their refrigeration unit that holds all their carbonated beverages. They have an energy drink called “Whoop Ass.” The label reads: “Whoop Ass Energy Drink: Revitalizes Attitude & Restores Faith in Mankind.” I bought this so called can of “whoop ass.” I’ve finished about half of the can, and I have to confess: I think I was ripped off. So far, I am still cynical. I remain skeptical as to the merits of mankind. I’ll let you know if something magically happens after consuming the rest of the liquid in my can of Whoop Ass.

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2 Responses to “Drinking a can of Whoop Ass”

  1. charlie wear's notes on September 1st, 2004 6:36 pm

    Energy drink does not “restore faith in mankind”

    I found this post by Mark Van S very amusing.

  2. Jon Reid on September 1st, 2004 7:23 pm

    I have an unopened can. Thanks for the warning!

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