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The Many, The Humbled, The Unemployed

Submitted by Paul Angone on March 12, 2009 – 7:48 amView Comments
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unemployedI am an Unemployed. I won’t say exactly how long I’ve been such. Just that it’s been longer than William Henry Harrison’s term as President and shorter than James Garfield’s. (Thank you Wikipedia.)

One day I’m confidently standing on – the next, I’m laid off. My obvious expendability, slightly humbling. Like not playing in the Big Game and my team still winning 54 to 7 without me.

But hey – us Unemployed, we didn’t like our job that much anyway, right? Yes, maybe being an Unemployed is going to be one of those blessings in disguise, an open window next to a closed door, a glass of lemonade produced from our severance package of sour lemons. Maybe, we’ve been given exactly what we’ve prayed for all along – our life back!

Time, truly, is now on our side. We can wake up at 10:45 AM and stay in our pajamas until 1:00 PM, calling all our cubicle-confined-friends to let them know of this eating-Captain-Crunch fact. We can exercise at 2:30 PM at the gym; every machine usually occupied by the sweaty, after-work-mob, now waiting for us with pristine, open arms. We can eat First Dinner at 4:30 PM, then Second Dinner at 7:00. Go to bed at 9:00 PM or 2:30 AM, it doesn’t matter. We are our boss! Sure we don’t pay well, but we have our freedom!

Now we have time to finish all those projects – clean out the garage, finish that scrapbook, and finally write that article for our favorite website. (Uh-Hum.)

Better yet, we can even start constructing that novel, hammer out that business plan, or find that lead guitar player for our band.

Yes, maybe this unfortunate termination is going to be an unfortunate, fortunate. Maybe God does have his hand on this, working all things out for good like we’ve been promised. Years from now we’ll look back at this time in our lives and say, (on our interview with Conan O’Brien, after our book/band goes international) “You know Conan, it’s funny. Life really began the day I got laid off.”
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But if there’s a heads on one side, there’s a tail on the other. And unfortunately around the month-unemployed, still-can’t-find-a job-anniversary, the tail hits a growth spurt.

First, there’s no denying that your bank account has taken quite ill. First Dinner – now consists of chicken, Second Dinner – shrimp. Not these actual meats mind you, but broth-flavors for your bowl of Top Ramen.

Then your ad on Craigslist for a guitar player only gets two responses. One from a thirteen year old who plays the violin in his music class, Tuesday and Thursday. The second from a guy named Rosco, who doesn’t seem to really play any instrument whatsoever, but desperately wants to meet in person to “figure it out from there.” Umm…

Then someone asks you for the 49th time, “Soooo…what do you do for a living?” Forcing you to put on that conversational magic show once again, attempting to pull a rabbit out of your hat that died two weeks ago.

Now it’s 2:30 PM. On a Tuesday. You’re prostrate on the couch and watching that Saved by the Bell DVD set you secretly own, getting angrier with every episode because how can Screech be on television for ten years and I can’t even get hired at Starbucks!!! Where’s that bottle of wine! (I might be speaking from experience here.)

Yes, being an Unemployed begins losing its luster, the shine turning quite dull. You can never truly relax, because you don’t feel like you’ve ever done any thing worth relaxing from.

Discouragement, Depression, and Despair begin silently following you around like three sick dogs, jumping on your lap whenever you sit down.

“God, why have you forsaken me? You saved the lepers, tax collectors, and prostitutes. Now please God, save me – an Unemployed!”
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However, after watching Disc Four of my Boy Meets World set, I decided to open my Bible and stumbled upon this verse:

“Suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope. And hope does not disappoint us” (Romans 5:4-5).

This verse starts with “suffering,” and funny enough, suffering can actually mean suffering. And I guess every step from suffering to perseverance to character to hope is not a Sunday stroll through the park. Perseverance is doggedness. It’s a steadfast and long-continued application, action, and belief in spite of difficulties, obstacles, and discouragement. It’s continuing forward, one simple step after another, with shoes smothered in quick drying cement.

Why in the world did I think the reality of this verse was going to be easy? Why did I think people would lavish praise on me throughout the job-searching process, as I take one unglamorous step after another? I forgot that we praise perseverance only after someone has completely and officially persevered.

I need to keep moving forward, get creative, and look for ways that God is changing my course. Perseverance doesn’t necessarily mean continually running head first into that brick wall, if there’s a half-open door to the right. Perseverance means an unwillingness to not hope. To refuse disbelief. Perseverance is an all-consuming trust that God is working out every thing for our good. Even when it feels quite the opposite.

Maybe you’re not even unemployed. With so much shifting around us – in the church, the nation, our world, you don’t have to be unemployed to be suffering. But in this time of 7.5-Richter-scale-shaking, let us hold tight to Hope. (And by that I don’t mean bear-hugging Obama. Secret Service doesn’t like that.)

No, let us cling to our ultimate Hope. Let us remember that the “testing of our faith is developing perseverance” and becoming faitheverance – forming something within us that is forever indispensable.

God, grant us all – Unemployed and not, the strength to move forward in Faitheverance.

Even in these times of doubt, let us be obsessed with Hope.

God save us: the Many, the Humbled, the Unemployed.

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About Paul Angone

I recently completed a manuscript titled To Be Determined: An Un-Christian Story of a Christian Finding His Way.

  • Jenny Lanoie
    I really enjoyed your article!! Those Roman verses are my favorite, and i really enjoyed your explanation as well as application. Its an application we can ALL appreciate. Now weather we apply to are own life or not may be different. haha. Very well written and I think a publisher will be very blessed to endorse your work!!
  • Mike
    Dear Mr. Unemployed,

    Thanks for the witty article. Any time someone like you can stop people in their tracks and get them to say "hey, wait a minute... when the Bible says 'suffering,' it really means SUFFERING" is worth it. Hope is at the end of the chain, and the chain is flippin' hard to get through.
  • Ann Swanson
    Yes, I can relate! Unemployed for 3 months now without anything in the forefront. You know, one thing I had to do first was grieve- grieve the loss of the job, the position, the title, the people - while I did what I could to not let depression overtake me. And all those projects you always wished you had time for and now you do? They all seem to need creativity; like writing that book, painting a picture and putting together that scrapbook. Creativity is something that gets flattened by those 3 dogs. So we perservere through all those emotions, hanging onto the hope that "This too shall pass". Thanks for writing and thanks for the smiles.
  • Not your typical cliche article about "Life is tough, just hope and it will ALL be better." I know those three same dogs and they have all sat on my lap and they beg me to ask questions, "Arn't I 'Good' God, why do I have to go through this?" The dogs are heavy, they stink, they feed off every negative thought and with your butt buried deep in the couch, they're not easy to move. It only became apparent to me after the dog-sitters (friends, family, pastors, and even random people) came to take the dogs on short walks to give me opportunities to clear my head and look into my heart. I also personally had to give myself some slack, I tend to be very hard on myself, so I learned a lesson with just giving myself some extra space. The lessons, messages, and wisdom eventually became obvious to me and then "Conan" heard about the transformation God had done in my life and was calling me up to tell him about it on his show. I know feel a little more equipped to take some of those dogs on walks for my friends to give them a rest from the slobbering on the couch. Admit your neediness for God, for your wife, for your friends, for your family and don't let the dogs just sit on your lap.

    I'll leave you with an oxymoron from a very wise man named Matt McCarter, who also was unemployed for a period of time, he said, "This unemployment stuff is hard work."
  • Matt Douglas
    Paul.

    Great article. I think this is something that will really be helpful for that college graduate age group that's coming out of school right now hoping to land that "BIG JOB." These are tough times and I think you put it well when you talk about both sides of the coin. Keep writing my friend and I'll keep reading.

    MD
  • Hysterical!

    I have no idea what it is you are looking to get paid to do...just never stop doing THIS.

    Philippians 4:19

    Kelly Deppen
  • Janay
    man..if that wasnt a blurp from my life....Many thanks for the encouragement....Ive been unstable in mexico for about 3 months now...with unstable hope---bad combination----haha...but this is definitely inspiring, uplifting and much better than an afternoon coffee! thanks and keep up the work!
  • Dana
    Paul, way to go to put it all in perspective. I enjoy the truth and humor of your writing. This economy is challenging for many of us Christ followers, but I just keep remembering, our God is bigger than any economy and nothing can separate us from His love. As you put it well, sometimes all we can rely on is the hope that is within us. Blessings and keep writing!!
  • Zoraida
    This is by far my favorite article on this website!!

    Reason #1- I have SEVERAL friends that have been recently laid off and this was a very witty, humorous article/outlet to laugh off some of the true-isms about being unemployed. (It will definitely be forwarded to those friends)

    Reason #2- It communicated a very compassionate, real, and gentle approach to remembering and clinging to HOPE in this time of Despair for many.

    Reason #3- The BEST line and my FAVORITE quote of the week that will definitely be stolen- "Not these actual meats, but broth flavors for your bowl of Top Ramen." HAHA!! Yay for Top Ramen Eaters!!!!

    Looking forward to more great, relevant, and creative articles such as this one.
  • Emily
    Star Wars -does- rock! Can't say the same for the article.
  • Paul I like your style. Hope you keep writing. Starwars rocks!
  • Brett
    Paul,

    Thanks for 'stimulating' the conversations as to what we are to do in the midst of some difficult and never before seen times (at least as far as my young eyes go).

    No matter where we find ourselves we are required to be good stewards of our life and Christ's gospel no matter the social situation...

    Well done.
  • Jay Anderson
    Awesome! I can totally relate. You have a way with words, keep writing!

    J
  • Micah
    I hear that no one was hit harder by the recession than the Galactic Empire. But hey, they didn't call the first one Star Wars: A New Hope for nothing. Hope existed for the Rebellion AND the Empire, until Luke came along. Good thing Luke had Jedi-verance.
  • Lindsay Murad
    Alright, so you got my curiosity going and I actually looked up those two presidents on Wikipedia.

    Besides that tangent, I was absorbed by the article and enjoyed reading it. While I'm not unemployed, my jobs are scattered and not consistent in pay. The suffering and perseverance accompanied with them are exhausting! Thanks for the encouragement to keep hoping and not watch re-runs of Jon and Kate Plus 8.

    (I was also wondering if you are working on Paul's Dictionary? You have pretty good foundation going for you.)
  • Thanks Steve for the comment. I dabbled in the whole Job, sitting in ashes, scratching my self with broken pottery, thing (Job 2:8). But decided to go the hope route for a couple reasons:

    1. Ash is tough to get out of clothes. So I tried sitting in without clothes, but that was just depressing, as well as awkward.

    2. Pottery is expensive. Who has the money to keep buying pottery and breaking it. Gee-whiz, I'm unemployed. This is just not cost effective.

    So here's to hoping hope works.
  • I'm in the opposite boat - trying to learn what it means to be relatively financially stable in a time where many people are not, and what implications that has or responsibilities that come with that.
  • Steve B
    Hey, two years after being dumped (er "downsized") by an international church overseas, I'm still looking for that big transition from suffering/perseverance to character (and I can only hope that Paul was right about hope afterwards.) And if you can grok more than a few verses of Romans, try the book of Job for some guidance. I can't recommend "curse God and die", but certainly understand the advice.
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