MacArthur什么都不发射“必须改变”游览

在故意的对抗措施 布赖恩McLaren’ s即将来临 一切必须改变游览. 着名的作者、福音传教士和牧师 约翰MacArthur 宣布的星期三他是发射 什么都不必须改变游览.

McLaren的书建议当代基督教是至少complicit与(或手)关于世界的最深刻的问题。 他建议对耶稣的我们的理解，天国和福音书与“另一世界的”事过度有关和无力在面对什么他称“自杀机器” -经济、政治和军事力量全局系统。

“Poppycock”，说MacArthur。 “福音派教会帮助建立现状上百年…我们不将现在摒弃它由于几道皱痕”。

在一次新闻招待会为他没什么必须改变游览， MacArthur争辩说，当前全球性危机帮助驾驶人到耶稣： “它在我们的最大兴趣做世界一个不好客的地方”，被评论的MacArthur。 “那个方式罪人将被驾驶到我们报复性的上帝的爱恋的胳膊”。

关于游览

什么都不必须改变游览将集中于连接的学生以上帝的宗主计划“不变，并且相关的绝对真理”。 根据MacArthur， “学生不是对是时髦的教会，但是讲圣经的不搀杂，清廉，未稀释，绝对真理的教会感兴趣”。

在广播采访在KQUO，一个保守的基督徒谈话广播驻地在萨加门多， MacArthur更加进一步解释： “教会是供给动力的神父1700年。 为什么混乱与那？ 只要补偿的代替看法宣告，我是愉快的。 And that is what the Nothing Must Change Tour is all about–maintaining dogmatic orthodoxy and submitting to the governing authorities.”

The tour will visit twelve cities nationwide throughout the month of August:

• August 2: Cedarville University (Cedarville, OH)
• August 4: Atonement Evangelical Methodist Church (Chattanooga, TN)
• August 5: International House of Truth (Virginia Beach, VA)
• August 7: Southern Baptist Theological Seminary (Louisville, KY)
• August 9-10: Dallas Theological Seminary (Dallas, TX)
• August 12: Word of God Chapel (Oklahoma City, OK)
• August 16: Bible Community Church (Chicago, IL)
• August 17: Stalwart Evangelical Church (Denver, CO)
• August 19: Northwestern College (St. Paul, MN)
• August 23: Great Plains Remnant Church (Lincoln, NE)
• August 26: Golden Gate Theological Seminary (San Francisco, CA)
• August 27: Old Hickory Bible Church (Seattle, WA)

THE MAC ATTACK

Some are billing this as the theological battle of the year. John MacArthur and Brian McLaren represent two competing futures for American evangelicalism. Clearly, MacArthur’s is still the dominant perspective, but ground is being lost to McLaren and other leaders of the so-called “Emergent Church Movement.”

We tried to contact Brian McLaren for comment, but was only able to reach his executive assistant, Terry Gillespie, who assures us that “Brian has nothing to fear…the challenge from MacArthur will only foster greater conversation and dialog. And in the end, we’re confident that Brian’s niceness will convince everyone of the justness of our cause.”

Later, however, Brian McLaren issued a press release announcing an upcoming autumn tour promoting his soon-to-be-released book Everything Must Change Again. Dates for the next tour are still being decided, as several other major emerging church leaders are having their own tours throughout the rest of the year.

Editor’s Note: This is a work of satire. In fact, it should have been published yesterday (which was April Fool’s Day) but the new baby made me into a delinquent satirist. Before you launch your own Mack Attack on behalf of your beloved author (either McLaren or MacArthur), you should pause, take a deep breath, realize this is satire, and then lighten up.

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