From August Berkshire of Minnesota Athiests:

abscesses, acne, addictions, adenitis, adenoids, AIDS, albinism, allergies,
  ALS (Lou Gehrig’s disease), Alzheimer’s disease, amnesia, anemia, aneurysms,
  angina, anorexia nervosa, anthrax, anxiety attacks, aphasia, appendicitis,
  apoplexy, arteriosclerosis, arthritis, asphyxia, asthma, astigmatism, athlete’s
  foot, attention deficit disorder (ADD), autism, avalanches, back aches, bedsores,
  Bell’s palsy, beriberi, bipolar disorder (manic-depression), birth defects,
  blackouts, bladder infections, blemishes, blindness, blisters, blizzards, bloating,
  boils, bone cancer, bone spurs, botulism, bowlegs, breast cancer, brain cancer,
  breech presentations, Bright’s disease, brittle bone disease, broken bones,
  bronchitis, bruises, bulimia, bunions, bursitis, calcinosis, canker sores,
  cardiac dysrhythmia, cardiomyopathy, carpal tunnel syndrome, cataracts, cellulitis,
  cerebral palsy, cervical cancer, cervicitis, chapped lips, chickenpox, chlamydia,
  choking, cholera, cleft lips and palates, clubfoot (talipes), cold sores, colic,
  colitis, colon cancer, color blindness, comas, common cold, concussions, congestion,
  congestive heart failure, conjunctivitis, constipation, convulsions, coronary
  occlusions, coughs, Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, cyclones, cystic fibrosis, cystitis,
  cysts, dandruff, dangerous plants and animals, deafness, deformities, dehydration,
  delirium, delirium tremens, delusions, dementia, dental problems, depression,
  dermatitis, detached retinas, deviated septums, diabetes, diaper rash, diarrhea,
  diphtheria, dislocated joints, dizziness, Down’s syndrome, droughts, dysentery,
  dyslexia, dysphagia, dysphasia, dysuria, ear infections, earthquakes, Ebola
  virus, ectopic pregnancies, eczema, edema, elephantiasis, embolisms, emphysema,
  encephalitis, endocarditis, endometriosis, enteritis, epidemics, epididymitis,
  epilepsy, Epstein-Barr virus, erectile dysfunction (ED), excessive ear wax,
  fainting, fallen arches (flat foot), farsightedness (hyperopia), fevers, fibrillation,
  fibromyalgia, fibrosis, fistulas, flatulence, floods, frostbite, gallstones,
  ganglions, gangrene, gastrinomas, gastritis, gastroenteritis, germs, gingivitis,
  glaucoma, goiter, gonorrhea, gout, granuloma, Graves’ disease, halitosis, hallucinations,
  hay fever, headaches, heart attacks, heartburn, heart murmurs, hematomas, hemiplegia,
  hemophilia, hemorrhages, hemorrhagic fever, hemorrhoids, hepatitis (A,B&C),
  hernias, herniated and slipped disks, herpes, hiccups, high blood pressure
  (hypertension), HIV, hives, Hodgkin’s disease, humpbacks (kyphosis), Huntington’s
  chorea, hurricanes, hydrocephalus, hyperactivity, hypercholesterolemia, hyperemia,
  hyperglycemia, hyperthermia, hyperthyroidism, hypertonicity, hyper-uricemia,
  hypochondria, hypoglycemia, hypothermia, hypothyroidism, impacted teeth, incontinence,
  indigestion (dyspepsia), infarctions, infections, infertility, infestations,
  inflammations, influenza, insanity, insomnia, iritis, irritable bowels, ischemia,
  itches, jaundice, Karposi’s sarcoma, keratitis, keratosis, kidney failure,
  kidney stones, knock-knees, labor pains, laryngitis, Legionnaires’ disease,
  leprosy, lesions, lethargy, leukemia, lice, lipidosis, lipomas, liposarcoma,
  liver cancer, lockjaw/tetanus, lordosis, low blood pressure (hypotension),
  lumbago, lung cancer, lupus, Lyme disease, lymphangitis, lymphedema, lymphocytosis,
  lymphomas, macular degeneration, malaria, malocclusions, manias, mastitis,
  measles, melancholia, melanomas, meningitis, menorrhagia, menstrual cramps,
  mental illnesses, mental retardation, migraines, miscarriages (spontaneous
  abortions), mononucleosis, monsoons, morning sickness, multiple personality
  disorder, multiple sclerosis, multiple system atrophy, mumps, muscle cramps
  and spasms, muscular dystrophy, myalgia, myasthenia gravis, myelitis, narcolepsy,
  nausea, nearsightedness (myopia), necrosis, nephritis, nephrosis, nervous breakdowns,
  nervous tics, neuralgia, neuritis, neuroses, night blindness, nosebleeds, obesity,
  osteitis, osteodystrophy, osteoporosis, otitis, ovarian cancer, Paget’s disease,
  pain, palsy, pancreatic cancer, paralysis, paranoia, parasitosis, Parkinson’s
  disease, pericarditis, periodontitis, peritonitis, phantom pain, pharyngitis,
  phlebitis, phobias, pimples, pinched nerves, plagues, pleurisy, pneumonia,
  poisons, polio, Pott’s disease, premature births, premenstrual syndrome (PMS),
  prions, prostate cancer, psoriasis, psychoses, psychosomatic illnesses, ptomaine
  poisoning, pulled muscles, quicksand, rabies, rashes, Raynaud’s disease, resistance
  to curative drugs, retinitis, retinitis pigmentosa, retroviruses, Reye’s syndrome,
  Rh incompatibility, rheumatic fever, rheumatism, rhinoviruses, rickets, riptides,
  Rocky Mountain spotted fever, rubella, ruptures, salmonella poisoning, sandstorms,
  sarcomas, scabies, scarlet fever, schizophrenia, sclerosis, scoliosis, scurvy,
  seizures, senility, septicemia, severe thunder storms, shingles, shock, sickle-cell
  anemia, skin cancer, sleep apnea, smallpox, sneezes, sore throats, sores, spastic
  colons, speech disorders, spina bifida, sprains, stillbirths, stomach cancer,
  strep throats, strokes, styes, sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS), sunburn,
  sunstroke, swelling, syphilis, tabes, tardive dyskinesia, Tay-Sachs disease,
  teething pains, temper tantrums, tartar, tendinitis, testicular cancer, thrombosis,
  tidal waves, tinnitus, TMJ, tonsillitis, tooth decay, torn cartilage, tornadoes,
  Tourette’s syndrome, toxemia, toxic shock syndrome, transplant rejection, trauma,
  tremors, trench foot, trichinosis, tropical storms, tuberculosis, tumors, tunnel
  vision, typhoid fever, typhoons, typhus, ulcers, uremia, urethritis, uterine
  cancer, vaginitis, varicose veins, vertigo, viruses, vomiting, warts, whooping
  cough, wounds, yeast infections, yellow fever

About Mark Van Steenwyk

Mark Van Steenwyk is a member of Missio Dei. He is a speaker, writer, educator, and grassroots organizer. With the support of the Central Plains Mennonite Conference, he travels to radical and intentional communities around the country to help network and offer support.