Drinking a can of Whoop Ass喝酒可以呐喊驴

I’m sitting at my favorite coffee shop (2nd Moon on Franklin Avenue in Minneapolis).我坐在我最喜爱的咖啡馆（第二月球上富兰克林道在明尼阿波利斯） 。 Amy and I are both working on our laptops working on stuff (ESL prep for her, a sermon for me).艾米和我都对我们的工作笔记型电脑上工作的东西（的ESL准备为她的，说教对我来说） 。 I finished my coffee, and wanted something refreshing, so I went to their refrigeration unit that holds all their carbonated beverages.我完成我的咖啡，并希望一些令人耳目一新的，所以我到他们的制冷机组拥有其所有碳酸饮料。 They have an energy drink called “他们有能量饮料的所谓“ Whoop Ass呐喊驴 .” The label reads: “Whoop Ass Energy Drink: Revitalizes Attitude & Restores Faith in Mankind.” I bought this so called can of “whoop ass.” I’ve finished about half of the can, and I have to confess: I think I was ripped off. “标签写着： ”呐喊驴能源的饮料是：振兴的态度，及还原的信念人类， “我买了这个所谓可以”呐喊依次为： “我已经完成了约一半的可以，而且我必须承认：我认为我是被炸飞。 So far, I am still cynical.直至目前为止，我仍然玩世不恭。 I remain skeptical as to the merits of mankind.我仍持怀疑态度，以优点人类。 I’ll let you know if something magically happens after consuming the rest of the liquid in my can of Whoop Ass.我将让您知道如果事情发生后，神奇地消费，其余的液体在我可以呐喊驴。

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