Disappointed失望
Written by Mark Van Steenwyk : August 30, 2004写的马克范steenwyk ： 2004年8月30日
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I’ve finished my can of Whoop Ass.我已完成我可以呐喊驴。 I am, at best, ambivalent towards humanity.我相信，在最好的，对人类的矛盾。 I believe Jones Soda Co. is guilty of false advertising.我相信琼斯汽水公司是犯了虚假广告。 At least I got 310% of my daily Riboflavin.至少我得到310 ％的我每天的核黄素。
:::WARNING: AWKWARD TIE-IN TO CHRISTIANITY AHEAD::: ： ： ：警告：尴尬的李铁在基督教的未来： ： ：
You know, the church is alot like a can of Whoop Ass.你知道，教会是有很多像一个可以呐喊驴。 It claims alot, but mostly fails to deliver.它要求很多，但大多未能提供。 People stick around, because they think it is good for them, just as I, though disappointed in my can of Whoop Ass, take comfort in the fact that my Riboflavin needs are met for a few days.人民坚持左右，因为他们认为这是对他们有好处，正如我，虽然失望，在我可以呐喊驴，采取的舒适事实，即我国核黄素的需求得到满足了数天。
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Amen, Brother.阿，兄弟。
*weeping* *泣*
Mine eyes have read the words of a true wise man.排雷的眼睛已经阅读的话，一个真正的智者。
Well, I’ve been going to church for years, and I’ve never gotten that much Riboflavin.那么，我已经去教堂多年，我从来没有得到这么多核黄素。